Features which might sell the iphone to me

I have not been a big fan of the iphone (either 1g or 3g)
Too many restrictions and I simply could not text properly on it...
I have had a WM6 based XDA for a year, I now use a Blackberry Pearl and have used both iphones extensively but I still do not get their appeal...Gav went and bought one and now Arun wants one too
All that "free" data is good though and that arm proc and that capacitive touch screen but still don't like it.

So what would sell the iphone to me?:
Better multi touch features - I mean something akin to mouse gestures which would allow you to have an unlimited number of shortcuts - Just because I hate navigating through menus.
Secondly just make it easier for my stubby fingers to text will you?

Give me a proper file explorer, copy and paste, a video function an mms function, proper signal reception at my house andddd...
can you run Linux rather than OSX?